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lindsaychrist:

kruel-kid:

me:

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you:

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thanks

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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lanadelreycist:

when your mom asks why you didnt do any of the chores on the list she gave you

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virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

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daleboyle:

Remember the time Britney Spears thought multiple monkeys were inside a single hat.

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

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