Oct 22, 2014 / 22,130 notes
  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
Oct 22, 2014 / 7,364 notes

the-pietriarchy:

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

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adventuresingay:

Me on grindr
Oct 21, 2014 / 4,748 notes

adventuresingay:

Me on grindr

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Oct 21, 2014 / 278,637 notes

audreyhellburn:

republicans

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Oct 21, 2014 / 316,212 notes

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

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drunktrophywife:

braig:

cyberpagan:

why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one

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sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight
Oct 21, 2014 / 24,432 notes

sixpathsofbased:

Bronies need to look at this picture for 24 hours straight

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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD
Oct 21, 2014 / 104,029 notes

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

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Oct 21, 2014 / 6,349 notes

prophetgaga:

*listens to FROOT one time*

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carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

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