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sorrygirlsisuckcock:

hahahah loved it

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baeboy said: u live in nyc??? that is so tumblr

euo:

i made my family move here for the aesthetic

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I’m laughing so hard at the way she’s holding that wine glass

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meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring
Jul 26, 2014 / 75,949 notes

meanplastic:

I said no but i kept the ring

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Jul 26, 2014 / 8,759 notes

mermeme:

shes infiltrated the media

(via physicalxx)

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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libbyknx:

Same
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libbyknx:

Same

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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